best friend, just a friend, bad friend (by eddy wijaya)

Are you consider yourself as a Good friend? Or just Friend? Or even Bad friend?

This singlish article is for fun only just to identify the differences between bad friend, friend and good friend 


1. When u have accident
Bad friend: please pay your debt As Soon As Possible
Just friend: What happened?
Good friend: Take a rest buddy, I’ll pay all your hospital bill

2. When u want to borrow money
Bad friend: siao ( crazy) argh, i also dont have lah
Just friend: When u pay me back?
Good friend: Here u go, u can use it first and u can return me back when u have money

3. When u just break up with your girlfriend
Bad friend: i told u, she is a bitch
Just friend: Don’t worry pal there r still a lot of girls outside
Good friend: Don’t be sad buddy, u deserve to get a better girl than her 

4. When u wanna move house and need your friends help
Bad friend: no problem ,,, how much u wanna pay me ?
Just friend: U want me to give u the courier phone number?
Good friend: On My Way

5. When u r having exam tomorrow
Bad friend: Hey man let’s go drink tonight
Just friend: Study yet? Ready for tomorrow?
Good friend: Good luck dude, fighting for tomorrow (jia you)!!

6. When u meet beautiful girl
Bad friend: aiyo she is not suitable for u lah, but fits to me :>
Just friend: Can u introduce to me?
Good friend: I will support u dude if u like her

7. When u feel sad and need someone to talk to
Bad friend: Not today man, I have a lot of assignments
Just friend: Can we talk by SMS?
Good friend: ok where u wanna meet me ?


8. When you and your friend like the same girl
Bad friend: U can have her after u walks over my dead body!!!
Just friend: Come on dude, stay back from her please
Good friend: Let’s have a healthy competition :P


this is 100% a joke ......so guys dont take it seriously ......... cheers